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I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. |
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail. | The speed of time is one second per second. | I had amnesia once -- maybe twice. | I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. |
| Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. |
All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make
me happy. |
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. |
If the world was a logical place, men would ride
horses sidesaddle. |
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? |
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They told me I was gullible.... and I believed
them. |
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway. |
Two
can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. |
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. | What if there were no hypothetical questions? |
| One nice thing about egotists... they don't talk about other people. | What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? |
My weight is perfect for my height.... which
varies. |
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. |
The high cost of living hasn't affected its
popularity. |
| How can there be self-help "groups"? | Is there another word for synonym? | Is it possible to be totally partial? |
What's another word for thesaurus? |
Is
Marx's tomb a communist plot? |
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Quality is: |
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If
swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
:-) |
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. |
It is not enough to do the "Right Thing"
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It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one. | Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken? |
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